you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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