He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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