butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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