So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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