I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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