If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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