We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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