Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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