Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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