I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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