Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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