Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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