you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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