Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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