Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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