There's always time for handjobs
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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