new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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