So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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