he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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