How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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