I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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