its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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