New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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