Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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