hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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