Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The best revenge is premature balding
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
