i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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