it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
birth control should be required to get into college
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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