grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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