It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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