Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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