"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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