yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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