i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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