There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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