WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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