Plan B is the new Plan A
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
