My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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