I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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