Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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