Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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