Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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