it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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