I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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