did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bet he comes in French.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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