dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Just cropdusted the office
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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