You're so nebulous sometimes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
