my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
