Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
PANTIES FOUND
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