FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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