We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
