U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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