margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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