Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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