This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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