that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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