You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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